Osama Bin Laden Dead! President Obama Confirms "Justice Has Been Done"

A small team of Americans killed Bin Laden in a firefight, and no Americans were killed in the action.  Action was ordered by US President Barack Obama, based on an exhaustive intelligence investigation.  Congratulations, President Obama.  You have relieved the world of a major threat to it's peace and security.


The architect of 9/11, the leader of Al Qaeda, murderer, terrorist, blight upon the face of humanity.  Let him be commemorated through the words of comedian Robin Williams:

"I can see it now: Osama bin Laden goes up to the gates of Heaven where George Washington comes out, says, "How dare you defile what I have created," and starts whaling on his ass, then 70 other members of the Continental Congress come out and start kicking the shit out of him. Osama will say, "Hey, wait! Where are my virgins?" "That's 71 *Virginians*, you asshole!"

There is no need for mourning.  His death marks a new day for the world.