Yes, I admit it. I almost endorsed some candidates Wednesday. Then my brain returned from whatever alternate dimension it had been exploring and hit me upside the head with a two-by-four. There are only two good reasons for endorsing someone else when in my position:
- Not being in my position.
- Sudden, severe brain trauma.^
- A large amount of cash in an unmarked envelope*
These don't apply for the following reasons:
- I am in my position.
- No brain trauma recently.^
- No cash*
So, don't expect any endorsements coming from this candidate until after the election. I will then endorse the winners (
hopefully including myself, of course).
* - do you REALLY think I was serious here? Come on... Speaking of serious brain trauma^...
^ - no disrespect meant to the serious matter of brain injuries - only trying to use humour aimed at those of us who only wish we had a brain to be traumatized.
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